Went to the Travel Agent...

"I went to the Travel Agent to look into going on one of these activity holidays. It was no good. Apparently they don't class drinking all day as an activity..."

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Risk of Injury...

"My wife constantly worries that I'll injure myself with equipment I use around the house. No need. Its only a bottle-opener for goodness sake..."

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