Risk of Injury...

"My wife constantly worries that I'll injure myself with equipment I use around the house. No need. Its only a bottle-opener for goodness sake..."

---

See all the latest gags on my Blog...

Wife Stands Motionless in the Kitchen

"Found the wife standing perfectly still in the kitchen earlier. Apparently she'd just followed a recipe which said, "After cooking, stand for ten minutes"

Wife Wants More Fun in our Marriage...

"The wife said she'd like a bit more fun in our marriage, so I went out and bought a clown outfit."